The Rubber Baron

Yeah, I'm straight. I don't know why all you gay guys are so quick to make everyone else gay too. We straight guys, well we invented the circle jerk. Get it? It doesn't make us fags. It doesn't make a difference. Because you know what, I used to jack off whenever I walked my dog. And don't even start saying I'm into dogs now. Just because you're chewing gum while you're watching TV, doesn't mean one's making you do the other, right? I don't chew gum to watch TV, right? An' I don't mind guys fantasizing about me. I dig that kind of thing. 'Cause, I'm building sexual karma.